The hilarious tale of one overworked and undersexed Family man's attempts at a bedtime romp with his wife, that continuously end in comical mishaps. Beginning from childhood, Tom has had terrible luck with the opposite sex. Now married with children, he and his wife simply can't find the time, the privacy, or the condom! Not one to give up, Tom embarks on a late night grocery run to purchase a box of Lifestyles...but his poor luck follows him in the form of his Pastor, a female grocery clerk, and his own uncomfortableness.